THE SUNDAY FUNNIES - Valentine's Day Edition

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It's that time of year again, the time for love...

For ALL kinds of love...

For romance...

For telling that special someone EXACTLY how you feel...

For looking through card after card after card...

Heh heh. Yes, they do.

Man, this guy could sell ANYTHING.

"I'D KILL to be with YOU"

To find just the right sentiment...

"...but not necessarily in that order."

For making dramatic proposals...

She went to Jared!

For finding your soulmate...

But not everyone is in the Valentine's Day spirit...

Some are confused when it comes to romance...

Many just don't want to hear about it...

Others are downright bitter...

Maybe it's the season...

Maybe they've been hurt before...

Maybe they haven't found that perfect man...

Or they haven't found that perfect woman...

And it feels like the dating pool is shallow...

And getting ever shallower...

But now is not the time to give up...

Mr. Right is out there...

This is getting kind of specific.

Now, I can't even resist this one.

Or Mrs. Right, if you prefer...

Oh, Flo, is there a "Stolen My Heart" Discount?

But if you find dating is too difficult...

You could always get one of these...

Or two...

And a couple more...

Until you wake up and realize who the love of your life is...

But even then it wouldn't be all bad...

...because The Walking Dead is back on TONIGHT!!! 

You're wanted undead or alive!! 

HAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY!!!! 

WOOHOO!!! 

(And you thought there wasn't going to be a happy ending.)